Who are the real heroes?

A sneak preview of a scene in our panto - colourful enough? https://www.wadhamplayers.co.uk/the-elves-and-the-shoemaker/

The filthy piece of toe rag was smirking as he said it too

Please take a moment to do Emily's questionnaire. It's quite interesting, especially when you look at the answers so far afterwards.

So, pretty much nationalised by other states? Strewth!