Helpful hints for Authors.

1. Avoid Alliteration. Always.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid cliches like the plague. They are old hat.
4. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
5. Be more or less specific.
6. Writers should never generalise.
Seven. Be consistent.
8. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than
necessary; it's highly superfluous.
9. Who needs to read rhetorical questions?
10. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than
understatement